bagsy

1,to claim something you want
2,to not do a job that you dont want to do
3,various words and actions have been added so if you are last to say bagsy then you can make up something and everyone else has to do it or do the bad job or not get the good thing but this can go on for ever and can cause fights

1,"bagsy i get to go in the front of the car"
2,"bagsy im not goal keeper"
3, "turn around touch the ground hop and bounce touch blue pull a face bagsy not goal keeper"

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bagsies

The cute version of claiming something as your own.
Sometimes this word is really too cute to be used in conversation

I'm calling bagsies on that cake!

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bagsy tax black magic

U.K. Slang. Calling dibs. Has the same definition as "bagsy" - to claim something for yourself - but is more powerful.

A "bagsy tax black magic" is the ultimate form of dibs. It beats the second highest dibs; "bagsy tax", and lastly, the least authoritative; "bagsy".

Bob: "Geez some chuggy."
Alice: "There's wan left."
Bob: "Bagsy"
Chris: "Bagsy tax" *Chris claims the chuggy from Bob*
Chris: "Yaaaas, ya fucken wank-stain."
Dick: "Bagsy tax black magic" *Dick unleashes the power of a bagsy tax black magic and omnipotently claims the chuggy*
Dick: "Ya dancer!"

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Bagsy Not Babysitting

If a person calls (vocally, voice note or via text) “Bagsy not babysitting”, they automatically do not have to baby sit their own children and the other partners needs to take responsibility for their brood for the full day.

There are only a few exceptions to this rule:

- pre-planned day/night out that are in the family calendar which have been previously approved by the wife first

- if the wife disagrees with the decision

Under no circumstances are you allowed to break this rule.

Donna - “Brian, what the hell. Didn't you just hear me call Bagsy not babysitting”

Brian - “I can't watch my own kids I’m not even sure what to do”

Donna - “you liar! You better sort your shit out coz I’m sick of doing everything and I’m getting steaming with my mates for once coz you’re always at golf!!”

Brian - “Yes Love”

Kids - “Yay it’s about time Daddy looked after us”