1. A blue-green, sweet, lime-flavored Mountain Dew available only at Taco Bell (until 2014 when first released in bottles and cans for the summer and permanently discontinued in stores in 2016)
2. A liquid foodgasm; a drinkgasm, if you will
1. I'll have a steak quesadilla and a large Baja Blast please.
2. Guy 1: *cums*
Guy 2: Dude, did you just cream your jeans?
Guy 1: Yeah. I was drinking a Baja Blast.
Guy 2: Oh, you had a drinkgasm.
Guy 1: Hell yeah bro!
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When one is about to partake in becoming themselves in an overly intoxicated state.
"Aye ma nigga, we bouts to go get Baja Blasted tonight or what?"
"Brooo, I'm baja blasted as fuck right now!"
"This acid got me fuckin BAJA BLASTED!!!! BRO!"
"Bro, this , bro, bro listen, bro, I'm, bro no listen, bro I'm bro I'm baja blasted ok? Tell Janet to walk! You got tree fitty?"
When you receive a blowjob from someone who has Mountain Dew Baja Blast in their mouth, when you cum you have Baja Blasted
Guy: Can we try Baja Blasting?
Girl: I've been waiting for you to ask that question!
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When you escape your prison at home leaving your kids behind to go to taco bell and do a huge blast of heroin while nodding and waiting for your baja blast.
The soccer mom in the minivan is nodding out. She was definitely baja blasting.
When you feed your GF as much taco bell and you can and let her shit on you after.
Bro I let my GF give me a baja blast last night.. life changing!
“Dude why is Darwin’s eyes so bloodshot?”
“You know Darwin; he’s Baja Blasted”
When you get head in the Taco Bell parking lot.
Yo my girl just gave me the Baja blast.