Baked

Not only high but high and lazy as all hell. Baked is where you are too tired to fucking get off of your couch, whereas usually high means you can still function.

Dude I am so fucking baked as I am writing this.

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Baking

A makeup technique involving applying/ caking huge amounts of pressed powder to the face (usually in the t-zone )and leaving it on for a period of time to mattify the face. This practice came into popularity in the drag scene but eventually grew into use by internet Beauty Gurus.

Beauty Guru in youtube tutorial: First I'll apply my foundation then I'll dust on a whole lot of powder . Because it's going to take a bit, while I'm baking I'll answer some questions from twitter.

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baked

a status on the stoner scale

when you are just feeling more than a nice buzz, you are baked.
"I'm pretty baked".
"on the scale?".
"on the scale, I'm about 4.6".
"right on".

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baked

The wayi like my cookies.

Goddamn them some goodass cookies Harriet.

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bake

To smoke weed.

Past Tense: baked.

"I'm so baked."
"Let's go get baked."

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Bake

To calm down or to relax yourself

Amanda: I'm gonna beat you up man are you dumb?!?!

Me: fam bake yh.

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baked

A mental state of being an individual or group of dudes and/or chicks experiences after ripping a fat doobie, horking down a crispy binger, or burning up a bowl of some chronic reefer, characterized by a dry mouth, reddened eyes, and a desire to consume large amounts of cookies, doritos and "It's It" icecream sandwiches. And uh............Oh yea, and everything is fucking hilarious

I just snapped a pole of some of that sick herb Todd brought down from Mendecino. I'm so baked.

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