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A baked potato, or jacket potato, is a potato that has been baked for eating. When well cooked, a baked potato has a fluffy interior and a crisp skin. It may be served with fillings and condiments such as butter, cheese, sour cream, gravy or even ground meat.
I woke up early yesterday morning and had incredible craving for a baked potato. I went downstairs and looked in the fridge and to my satisfaction, found unimaginable amounts of dishes containing baked potatoes. I tasted one potato and unsatisfied at the fact that it was so dry.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
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When someone bends over in front of you and purposefully flatulates. They occasionally use an excuse such as finding a penny on the ground.
Man, Steve totally gave me a baked potato on the way home from work.
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"check out that baked potato, he's stoned as a mutha fucker!"
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a mentally disabled person stuck in a fire
after SB's house burned down she found her daughter in the state of baked potato
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When you sit with your laptop on your lap for a while and it heats up your testicles. You then take the heated testicles and tea bag another person, giving them a baked potato.
aaaaaawwwwwww yeeeeaaahhh girl, Ima give you a baked potato!
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(n.) An uncooked potato that has been hollowed out and has been used as a pipe to smoke marijuana
Dude I just had (smoked) a baked potato in that alley over there
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The act of "pooping" in ones backpack so a hot steamy suprise awaits the backpack owner.
...............................Baked Potato...................................
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