Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.

"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

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Make the bald man cry

The act of jacking off or ejaculation.

Referring to your penis as the "bald man"

Friend- "Hey bro you want to go to the movies tonight?"

You- " Yeah! Lets see Harry Potter so i can Make the bald man cry!!

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bald mans wash

soaping up the womans pubs and getting over the bald man and letting her wash his head with her soapy"kitten".

Oh wow my bald mans wash was amazing!

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Make the bald man puke

to masturbate

I need to make the bald man puke. Be back in 5.

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Bald Asian Man

A super sexy and hot God with Balls the size of bowling balls in Red Dead Redemption 2 Online. He is responsible for creating the entire world. Other names for him are the Alabama Slamma and Texas Hunk. He has a horse named Pickens and he wears nothing but patched overalls. Bald Asian Man's name originates from his appearance, the Asian in his name comes from him being Caucasian which has Asian in it. Bald Asian Man is the peak form of Masculinity. Bald Asian Man is so strong his bald head reflects bullets and he can stand in any weather while only wearing patched overalls. Bald Asian Man is a god loving American and you all should be like him except if your a woman because Bald Asian Man is a man hence the Man in his name.

Bald Asian Man is the sexiest cowboy alive.

Bald navy man

LOU COLLAZO the NJROTC instructor that’s annoying but yet meme worthy

Bald Navy man who is in charge of a retarded NJROTC Unit

one eyed bald man in a turtleneck

An uncircumcised penis

Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight

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