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Baldi

Baldi is the name of a man whom has a ruler and will slap you with it and you will love every single second of it as you are beat to death by Baldi's ruler.

Baldi is fucken hot.

by Baldi's Ruler May 30, 2018

126๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


baldy

common knickname for a bald-headed man. it is usually reserved as a greeting or term of endearment for a close acquaintance.

Hey baldy! What have u been up 2.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

209๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baldi

That one freakinโ€™ teacher with that one freakinโ€™ ruler that smacks that one freakinโ€™ part of the body that I shall not mention.

Welcome to Baldiโ€™s Basics in Education and Learning!

by Mug Handle June 22, 2018

70๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baldi

A bald man from a trending spoopy horror game

Welcome to baldiโ€™s basics in education and learning! Thatโ€™s me!

by Flowey The killer flower June 13, 2018

51๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baldy

A traditional skinhead, one who isn't racist. The opposite of a bonehead

There was a fight at the punk show last night between a Baldy and a Bonehead.

by Steve_Juggernaut April 28, 2006

131๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baldi

A firm, determined, erotic, ferocious, shake-weight-esque, professionally delivered, precisely executed hand job, full of motion in a climate controlled crib. All of your problems are released in five minutes when receiving a Baldi.

Clifford: Yo Dutchy just got a Baldi in the crib!
Felix: Dude I got one in the attic!
Frederick: I'm next in line!
Pablo: Who wants a Baldi?!?!

by baldilover69 January 12, 2011

61๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baldi

A slap-happy grampappy that will whoop someone that gets a maths question wrong.

'OOOOOH, Baldi's gonna whoop your ass!'

by Git Slepped July 21, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž