Baldi is the name of a man whom has a ruler and will slap you with it and you will love every single second of it as you are beat to death by Baldi's ruler.
common knickname for a bald-headed man. it is usually reserved as a greeting or term of endearment for a close acquaintance.
Hey baldy! What have u been up 2.
That one freakin’ teacher with that one freakin’ ruler that smacks that one freakin’ part of the body that I shall not mention.
Welcome to Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning!
A bald man from a trending spoopy horror game
Welcome to baldi’s basics in education and learning! That’s me!
A traditional skinhead, one who isn't racist. The opposite of a bonehead
There was a fight at the punk show last night between a Baldy and a Bonehead.
A firm, determined, erotic, ferocious, shake-weight-esque, professionally delivered, precisely executed hand job, full of motion in a climate controlled crib. All of your problems are released in five minutes when receiving a Baldi.
Clifford: Yo Dutchy just got a Baldi in the crib!
Felix: Dude I got one in the attic!
Frederick: I'm next in line!
Pablo: Who wants a Baldi?!?!
A slap-happy grampappy that will whoop someone that gets a maths question wrong.
'OOOOOH, Baldi's gonna whoop your ass!'