my balls are on fire

when you have to piss real bad

is that bathroom open i'm about to piss on this carpet,my balls are on fire.

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Spaniard Balls of Fire

crush 10 bull testicles with 2 chocolat butlah using a blender to make a fine paste. Optional: rub your own balls with Lidocine. Rub some of the paste on your balls, put a mexican hat on, and do you girl or boy doggy style. make sure your balls hit your partner where it counts. You may sing Lacucaracha for atmosphere.

Man, yesterday I gave my boy a good Spaniard Balls of Fire. He will never cheat on me now.

Balls of fire

To have explosive diarrhea that is so intense that the sheer force of the shit emerging from your ass causes severe abrasions to the back of your scrotum

“Yeah Gary’s not gonna be out of there for a while, he had balls of fire and is currently hollering in great and obvious pain”.