Just get lubed up between them with a bottle of liquor.
Yo two girls just invited me to a hot tub. The only right thing to do is make a liquor ball sandwich.
A meatball sandwich or meatball sub that is topped with granulated sugar.
Erk: Lou what are you eating?
Lou: A snowy mountain balls sandwich
A sandwich containing a large amount of turkey testicle
Look at that monkey eating a turkey ball sandwich