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To be confused;disorientated.
This guy smacked me upside the head and it left me quite bamboozled.
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Noun
Singular
bamboozle
Plural
bamboozles
(zoology) A branch of pygmy bonobos that are very tiny and big-eyed. Their fur can either be pink, teal, or black. They do not use limbs for movement. Their one only goal in life is to find and forcibly have sex with human females. When attached to a woman, they cannot be removed by any means. Some report say that bamboozles will even hump dead female corpses if they are desperate. They are immortal and will never satisfied.
"My wife was raped by a bamboozle and we had to burry her body with the damn thing... *cry*"
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When a male places his penis in a females mouth when she is asleep, then procedes to urinate in for mouth until she wakes up, at which point the male shouts Bamboozle!
You have been bamboozled hunny
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To have sex with in a rowdy manner.
To have sex in a way that breaks furniture or causes bodily damage.
To be fucked hard.
I bamboozled that chick's brains out last night!
We broke the chair with our bamboozling.
I just want to get bamboozled until I can't walk straight.
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To surprise someone (or be surprised) with an unexpected amount of alcohol in a drink. This results in unexpected drunkenness that hits you from "out of nowhere". The origin stems from the two main components of the word, BAM! an BOOZE (led).
Wow, there really was a lot of tequilla in that pitcher of margaritas. I drank the whole thing without realizing that I was being bamboozled!
Or: I got totally bamboozled by those drinks we made last night. Man, there was a lot of juice in those guys.
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