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Banana Hammock

a phrase used to break uncomfortable silences or used to break up a hostile argument. ( as seen on scrubs where cox and his ex wife are arguing and j.d interjects with "BANANA HAMMOCK")

1st person - "your a s*%t"
2nd person - "your a F&%^n biatch"
Interjectable period
3rd wheel - "BANANA HAMMOCK!"

by CD and IAIN April 23, 2006

438๐Ÿ‘ 475๐Ÿ‘Ž


Banana hammock

A small thong like bathing suit worn by a man to intentionally show off his junk. Generally it is acceptable in foreign countries, but in the USA some a-holes will don the banana hammock.

We went on a class trip to the Caribbean and Mr. Coachman wore a banana hammock to the beach. It was see through and you could see his BBC. GROSS!

by Mr. Neeb August 11, 2014

11๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


banana hammock

Men's bikini underwear

"I think I'll wear a banana hammock instead of boxers today."

by Keith November 30, 2003

100๐Ÿ‘ 128๐Ÿ‘Ž


banana hammock

A male version of the thong. Name derived from the idea of a hammock holding a person in contrast is much similar to a thong holding a huge chode.

A: "this banana hammock is chafing my ass cheeks"
B: "yea they do that, you will get used to it, dont take it off or your boyfriend cannar will break up with you"

by NaimLes October 18, 2006

77๐Ÿ‘ 107๐Ÿ‘Ž


banana hammock

A Speedo, of course.

I have to lose the winter tire, so my banana hammock still fits.

by speedolover March 3, 2004

62๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž


Banana Hammock

A type of underwear worn by high school football players trying to get a competitive edge on their competition by wearing less fabric, therefore creating less friction.

Bro, sweet game last night!

Ya dude, it was all thanks to our banana hammocks!

by Douglass Banana Team September 11, 2009

42๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


banana hammock

a sexual position involving two men and one woman. The men, standing up, position themselves at opposite ends of the woman. The woman lays either on her back or stomach meanwhile the men shove their erect penises, one in the mouth one in the anus or vagina. The men's erections prop the woman in mid-air. Thus making, a banana hammock.

Other versions can involve three women and two strap-ons or three men or three she-males.

Tool A: Bro, wanna run a train on your mom tonight?

Tool B: Nah dude, let's just put her in a banana hammock, she looks rather tired.

by poorfellow June 7, 2009

48๐Ÿ‘ 89๐Ÿ‘Ž