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A coming of age event where a Surrey Girl, no more than 18 has 30 (or more) men ejaculate on her at once. The men are required to all wait to do it at the exact same time. The girl is required to love it. If she is a genuine Surrey Girl, she will.
Joe: What you do last weekend?
Mike: I went to a Surrey baptism and came on this slut!
Joe: Were there at least 30 guys there?
Mike: Yes.
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A doctrine promoted mostly (but not exclusively) by Mormon groups wherein a living believer is baptized for a dead person who was never baptized.
1 CORINTHIANS 15:22&29,
22) Just as in Adam all die, so also in Christ all will be made alive.
29) Otherwise, what will they do who practice BAPTISM FOR THE DEAD, if the dead are not to be raised? What then would be the point of being BAPTIZED FOR THE DEAD?
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When a guy gets his junk vomited on whilst receiving a blow job.
Chris: "Hey, remember that drunk chick at the bar the other day?"
Marc: "You mean the one with no teeth?"
Chris: "Yeah. She gave me a blowy in my car and threw up all over my wee-wee."
Marc: "That's awesome, you've gotten your first Tijuana Baptism!"
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When you drop an unplugged toaster on a baby who is sitting in a bath tub filled with one inch of water. You then take the baby’s body and use it to make baby powder and baby oil. Then you sell the products for a profit to buy a new baby.
Adam: Do you want to perform a Toaster Baptism
Thomas: Of course
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When seated on a toilet and your penis head submerges into the water.
I sat down to take a slam and was pleasantly surprised with a Guantanamo Baptism!
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The act of loosing ones virginity.
Jason was a believer for a long time, so after much soul searching. He decided to hit that and undergo a traditional booty baptism, his parents were proud.
pissing in a cup or container then proceeding to pour it
over an unconscious person followed by a swift punch to the head
"brad was snoring so fucking loud, so i found a bottle and woke him up with a french baptism."
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