Barn Door

When an incest hobo fucks your ass.

He gave her barn door.

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Cat on the barn door

People named Jack with a Mullet

fuck me your cat on the barn door is awful

the barn door is open

When the fly to your trouser is unzipped

The barn door is open.

Oops, let me zip it up.

Barn door Blowout

When yo nigga be down town tongue punching ya clam and you cum so good you rip a mean fart out the back door stankin like a dirty farm animal

Last night Jamal was going down on me and I decided to test true love when I hit that nigga with a Barn Door Blowout and he even tried to suck in my fart the second I let rip...in fact hewanted to share the Barn Door Blowout with me, so he hit me with a "Cup O' Soup." the rest is history....

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barn door back

When two men line up anus to anus. The men then pivot on the right butt cheek of one man, and the left butt cheek of the other. They crawl apart as though they are a barn door opening. Then a third man anally penetrates the two men one after another.

Workout bro: Yo how's the barn door back coming along?

Sexual deviant: I'm still looking for two more guys.

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bang like a barn door

when a person has such incredible shaggin stamina they bang like a barn door in a twister, or on a very windy day.

kat: yo Adele i saw you get with those flat 1 guys last night ive heard they've got impressive pork swords but how was the shag?

Adele: i cant walk! those fuckers bang like a barn door!

kat: twister or windy day?

Adele: twister honey, twister

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your barn door is open

Phrase implying that someone's pants zipper is unzipped.

"Dude, your barn door is open and I can see your pink underwear!"

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