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A large percentage of the fan base for the Auburn Tigers football team located in Auburn, AL. These fans are arrogant, ignornat, extremly biast, jealeous & unrealistic. Barners will praise their team & tell you they are the best team in the Nation as long as their winning, even if it is against 1-AA teams. But if they lose, a Barner will make every excuse possible & boo their own players. Barners truley hate the Alabama Crimson Tide, but envy them at the same time because they wish their team could do what the Tide does. In the eyes of a Barner the Crimson Tide can do no right, if they win it is because they cheated, the refs gave them the game or the opposing team "let" them win. Even if the Crimson Tide is undefeated & ranked #1 in all 3 major polls, a Barner will tell you that the Crimson Tide is the worst team in the Nation, that they are overrated, they cheat, they lie & that their schedule is weak. Most Barners are more concerned with what the Alabama Crimson Tide is doing than their own team.
BARNER = "Im A AUBURN FAN AND ALWAYS WILL BE! WE ARE REBUILDING! WE WILL BE BACK GIVE THEM TIME THEY IMPROVED FROM LAST YEAR WE JUST HAVE NO DEPTH ON DEFENSE ! OUR OFFENSE IS MESSING UP WITH THE PENALTIES LET THE ADJUST WE WILL BE BETTER NEXT YEAR FOR SURE! ALABAMA HAS DEFENSE THATS IT FLORIDA IS GONNA WHUP THAT ASS THE ONLY OFFENSIVE WEAPON YAHL HAVE IS INGRAM! mCELROY BLOWS ASS AND YAHL ARE NOT A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP AND YAHL WILL NOT WIN IT HANDS DOWN! I PROMISE AND YOU NOW DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU LIL HEART HAHA SO LIVE IT UP WHILE YOU CAN"
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A fan/student/alumni of Auburn University.
Proving that west Alabama is really just a gutter for Georgia, these extremely arrogant and jealous rednecks think cow pastures and dying trees are beautiful. They prefer trailers and large fields over "city" life and hate anything that is ultimately better than them. Winning comes at any cost to these pathetic individuals who have flagrantly abused the NCAA and made it painfully obvious that corruption is rampant. They copy traditions of other schools because nobody has the capacity to actually be creative. The hallmark of this "cow college" (aptly named) is their jealously for the Alabama Crimson Tide. It is what defines them and gives them purpose. However, it is a juxtaposition because without the Tide the Barners would have no reason to exist. Why would anyone pay attention to a farming school in Alabama if they weren't a rival to one of the best college football teams ever?
Barner: Although I live in a trailer and covet everything you have, I'm better than you.
Anyone else: Did you say something? What's that smell? Did you step in cow shit?
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Barner's Law states that eventually, no matter if the odds are even beyond impossible, the outcome of a situation is bound to change. This is most commonly used during the ESPN Streak for the Cash game. Depsite a team's record, composure, ability, experience, or any other factor to be considered, Barner's Law states that while on Streak for the Cash, this team will eventually experience the second outcome (ie. if the team is winning a lot, they will lose, or vice versa.). See also law of averages
After winning most of the games in the world cup, The Netherlands felt the effect of Barner's Law and lost in the finals.
A person who perceives any form of communication with the opposite sex as flirting and/or being flirted with.
I think Tyler is suffering from Barner Syndrome because he told me Ann said hi to him and thus must have a crush on him.
Just because they’re nice to you doesn't mean they have a crush on you. If you think otherwise, you have Barner Syndrome.
“ Adam talked to me today, he must love me!” said Liv.
“ Nah, girl. Sounds like you’ve got a case of Barner Syndrome.”
Noun.
Based on the original Barter System. Used when someone gets injured and they are worried a cast, crutches, stitches ETC will negatively impact their sex life. This is an economically friendly way to get serviced with out resorting to prostitution.
I broke my wrist snow boarding so I used the Barner System to find a guy with an injury fetish.
She was writing the definition of the Barner System and it gave me a boner. Maybe I'll use my boner to service her in return, and consequentially, utilize the Barner System.
Barner's Law states that eventually, no matter if the odds are even beyond impossible, the outcome of a situation is bound to change. This is most commonly used during the ESPN Streak for the Cash game. Depsite a team's record, composure, ability, experience, or any other factor to be considered, Barner's Law states that while on Streak for the Cash, this team will eventually experience the second outcome (ie. if the team is winning a lot, they will lose, or vice versa.). See also law of averages
After winning all their games in the World Cup, The Netherlands experienced Barner's Law in the World Cup Finals resulting in a loss and a streak breaker on Streak For the Cash.
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When someone doesn’t know how to spell “Barack Obama” so they say this:
“If Barroco Barner is our president, then why is he getting involved with Russia, SCARY!!”