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A professional babysitter. A part time psychologist. One who has a developed sense of seeing through the bullshit. Someone you are most likely NOT taking home, so do your bartender a favor and don't ask! Remember, she is getting paid to flirt with you and being HOT is part of the requirement of her job!! A professional bullshitter. Someone with a real sense of fun and can probably drink you under the table. A person with a dangerous turning point who can rip you to shreds with a few pointed sentences if necessary. A part time security guard. I may be cute but will kick your drunk ass if I have to!!
Drunk: "You're hot."
Bartender: "Thanks, you're not to bad yourself."
Drunk: "You got all kinds of booty girl!"
Bartender: politely smiles
Drunk: "We should go out sometime."
Bartender: (after tab is paid of course) "No thanks I like pussy." (In other words: You are wasted, I am sober, I have witnessed you hit on every girl in this bar and will not be your last resort to get laid. No thanks drunk guy..)
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A term used to describe back-to-back home runs in a baseball game. Most notably heard by SportsCenter anchor Neil Everett calling out a back-to-back jack highlight.
"Matt Carpenter goes deep to lead off the game. Carlos Beltran wants in on the fun, BARTENDER! ONE SHOT AIN'T ENOUGH."
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Tending to ALL bartenders needs, wants and desires.
I was bartendering and the bartender TIPPED me multiple times.
I was bartendering and went home with a stray from the bar.
I was bartendering and the bartender had to give me a ride.
A person who mixes and serves drinks at a bar.
The bartender is making my drink.
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entertaining a crowd of people with mixed alcoholic concoctions
In the summer of '67 I was bartending at the Electric, Psychedelic, Pussycat, Swinger's Club in London when Austin Powers failed to catch Dr. Evil.
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A song by Dave Matthews Band, the most famous version of which can be heard on the Live at Folsom Field album.
Bartender please/ fill my glass for me/ with the wine you gave Jesus that set him free after 3 days in the ground
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Where you offer a girl a drink at the bar and then ask for her credit card to pay for it.
“I pulled the bartender on a girl last night. I offered her a drink, but I needed her credit card because mine delined.”