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furious mastrabation

An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.

Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.

Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.

Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?

Larry : Furious masturbation?

Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.

Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.

by Darker January 21, 2010

137πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Fast and Furious

An operation headed by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, started in 2009. The ATF thought rather than arresting gun smugglers, they'd let the guns roam free like cattle, allowing smuggling to continue, gambling it would lead them to cartel bosses. Instead they lost track of over 2,000 guns which has been been linked to numerous murders in the US and Mexico.

This failure of an operation ironically later led to the deaths of US Border Patrol and and ATF agents.

Gun smuggler 1: Yo, that Fast and Furious thing was great. It made millions.

Gun smuggler 2: You mean that movie?

Gun smuggler 1: No, that stupid plan to get cartel bosses off the street. They let me to sell this 9mm to the guy down the street in hopes it would lead them to 'bigger fish'

by Gaypotato December 8, 2011

123πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Fast and Furious

A failed covert gun-running operation under the Obama administration and Eric Holder, which resulted in lost and missing assault weapons that ended up in the hands of Mexican criminals. Many Mexican citizens and a U.S. border patrol were subsequently murdered by criminals with these weapons.
Brushed off by leftists, moonbats, the Obama administration and Obamabots as another "fake" or "phony" scandal in their continued trend of failed leadership and not accepting responsibility for anything.

Maria and her son Ceasar were murdered by drug dealers in Mexico today. It was discovered that the weapons used in the murders were more of those from the failed Fast and Furious operation, tragically.

by juanjuanjuan January 15, 2014

218πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


The Fat and the Furious

A movie featuring a fat Latin girl(as most ghetto Latin girls) and a furious black girl( as most angry black women on the train in NYC). This movie has not been release yet, but if I become rich one day I will finance the production of this movie and invite a bunch of New York Times liberals to watch.

Tyrese: I went to Cocoa Club last night and most of the girls were Latin and Black.

Tyrone: Oh, you mean The Fat and the Furious. Typical of them.

by The Man who Knew Too Much September 25, 2011

50πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


furious googling

Googling with great intensity or fervor.

Even after 5 hours of furious googling i still could not find the song i had stuck in my head.

by some-random-guy December 19, 2014


gorilla furious

An adjective used to describe an object, or living thing, as being excessively hairy.

Hey did you guys see Ryan with his shirt off by the pool today? Man, was he lookin' gorilla furious!

by JGoods79 September 12, 2010


furious flamingo

an extremely angry, aggressive male homosexual
these guys completely contradict gay stereotypes.. they arent sissys, in fact they wont hesitate to pound your ass (take that as you may)
furious flamingos are extremely sexually active and if they cant find a guy that meets their tastes they will fuck a woman if necessary to satisfy their disturbingly extreme sexual lust
furious flamingos scare me, not because i am homophobic, but because i'm afraid they're going to destroy me in a furious rage.

jose contreras: shit! that furious flamingo just kicked my ass for cursing out his boyfriend!
bruce lee: you're a pussy.

by benny b from the bronx November 12, 2004

54πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž