Somebody

I just want to be somebodys somebody.

P1: what you want from life?
P2: somebody

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somebody

toucha

my somebody touch the tank engine and my spaghet

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somebody

IQs cannot go into the negatives.

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somebody

a loser that uses stock comebacks and is obsessed with anime

"waah those shitheads dont like crappy shows like evangelion so im gonna throw the same insults over and over at them"

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Somebody

Once told me

The world was gonna role me /somebody/

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somebody

3) An idiot who thinks that 5 minutes tops on a rainy day spent writing a humorous rib is a "waste of time", and is obviously offended by it if he is so desperate to go as far as bringing it over AIM.

3) hatred: "Go watch some more Dragonball Z, geek boy." Somebody: "LOLZ you wasted your time writing that! By the way, I'm going to completely contradict myself by asking to bring this to AIM directly after my former sentence about wasting time!"
hatred: "Owned"

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playing somebody

Being a complete dick and fucking with peoples emotions.

Playing somebody is when somebody says they like you but doesn't.