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Noun - A person or thing that attempts to grow a beard but fails miserably.
Subjects are marked by some, if not all the following criteria: patchiness, overall non-beard-material facial hair, and a conscience that tells the individual that their beard, despite constant contrary begging of removal from friends and/or relatives, is passable/cool.
Person 1: My oh my, look at Scott's new facial hair!
(No word can describe said "beard" except failure)
Person 2: He's such a beardo...
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look at that homeless beardo rummaging the bins looking for a quick delicious snack if hes lucky.
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gay men who grow long, unruly beards in order to express their rustic male "realness" as well as their alterna-queer credibility. They crave only the companionship of other beardos.
That beardo in overalls, dancing alone to Souixie and the Banshees, smells positively Victorian.
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A class of 05 senior at Suncoast with amusing facial hair. Good for stalking.
Danny: Do you think that guy's facial hair is sexy?
Melinda: ...no
Shannon: Oh, that's Beardo.
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A male specimen whose wildly bushy beard acts a shield of armor to conceal the underlying inner weirdo from the outer world.
Sorry sir, we have a strict policy of not hiring beardos at the day care center. ZZ Top reached considerable fame despite being fronted by two beardos. The CCTV agency has yet to solve the "beardo factor". The newsroom has been receiving mounting complaints of a beardo shouting at joggers in the park. He thought of himself as an enigma riddled with mystery, while his co-workers felt he was an unsettling beardo.
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Beardo is the name of a legendary murderer. He supposedly works in a high school in New Jersey as a janitor. He kills people by rubbing his beard all over them until they are dead. During a bearding you may hear Beardo say things like: "Oh yeah, you're going to get the beard" or "I'm going to rub my beard all over you." Beardo makes a noise when he's bearding someone. You can imitate the noise by doing the following: Open your mouth and keep your lips loose. Make a low-pitched hum while shaking your head from side to side. Don't do this for long however because you might attract Beardo.
Unsuspecting victim: "What was that? I sure hope it wasn't Beardo waiting to beard me!"
Beardo: "Oh yeah, I’m going to beard you so good! <Beardo's noise>
Victim being bearded: "No, no, please no, anything but the beard!"
Beardo: “The beard is exactly what you're going to get!"
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Followers/musicians of the "whispering beard" style of folk music which originated in the Appalachian region of Kentucky specifically from the town of Whispering Beard on or around Whispering Beard Mountain in the Cumberland Gap area near the Kentucky, Virginia border.
A fan of folk music primarily but not exclusively bluegrass music.
A person who claims to be from the area of Whispering Beard.
Look at that beardo over there by the banjo.
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