Beating Off

When you're doing something musically and accidental get off beat.

Tim: "*1-2, 1-2, 1--2*"
Jon: "Wow Tim, you're really beating off!"

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Beat off

When two guys stand face to face, with a third guy in between them jacking off both guys at the same time. The first guy to jizz wins the prize of getting a cold, metal dildo

Jason won beat off when tony gave him a hand job that he couldnt resist

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beat-off

1. A total loser; a completely pathetic and lame person, usually obvliious to how much balls they suck.
THis can also be used as an adjective.

"That dude over there thinks he's hot shit, but he's a total fucking beat-off."
"Yeah, man. This party is totally beat-off"

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beat off

when man is horny and taks it off his bake buy beating off

ohh dam she was fine i am going to beat off now

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beat off

Go fuck yourself

He was being a dick so I told him to go beat off.

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Beat Off!

A spin put on the popular cancer braclets. a braclet supporting the research for the cure to testicular cancer, sporting the tagline 'beat off testicular cancer'

Dude check out my new Beat Off! braclet.

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beat off

when you cruisn' and a friend/or enemy pulls up too you and you see who has the loudest music.

yeah.. beth my bass is louder.. you just got served!!

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