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When you draw on models or people in magazines and beautify them by drawing mustaches, unibrows, devil horns, ect.
Sue: Damn thats such a gnarly picture of Jessica Alba!
Jan: Duh I've been working my Magazine Beautification skills to make her extremely sexy.
Sue: Wow. I thought it was her actual face.
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A car, boat, motorcycle, or other controlable motorized vehicle that makes you completely forget about any member of the opposite sex. Hopefully it's fast, and not a riced up piece of crap.
Child: hey dad! Look at that 240sx!
Father: yes son, it's quite a beautifal machine
An oxymoron. Very simply stated.
Only a 800,000,000 megaton MIRV can bring about "urban beautification."
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Founded by Horace Knowles suggesting attaching a florist’s water tube near the top of a wheelchair by means of Velcro and inserting the real or artificial flower of your choice. It brightens the day not only for the wheelchair occupant, but for everyone they pass.
I can't wait for National Wheelchair Beautification Month.
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