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the homie that controls the powers allowed to thy regarding your daily melatonin cycle.
CEO of Bedtime said i need to be asleep by 8:00 pm
Me on my way to speak with the CEO of Bedtime
The things you do before you go to bed, often the same things every night.
These things may include, brushing your teeth, taking out contacts, etc.
I'm off to do my bedtime rituals, then I'm going to sleep, good night!
Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.
"Dude, I told this girl a bedtime story last night and she moaned so loud!"
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A Bedtime Biff is a joint or spliff that is smoked before going to bed. It is often late at night/early morning as it is commonly consumed when its light outside. A Bedtime Biff can also be referred to as an illegal Bedtime, A Bedtime, or an illegal Venger.
Its getting light outside innit
"I'm tempted to roll my Bedtime Biff
When one's roommate catches one in midst of a masturbatory act during the nighttime, caused by the fallacious assumption that the roommate will not be awakened by the sounds of shaking bedposts and heavy breathing.
Dude!... my roommate made a bedtime blunder yesterday and woke me up!
To smoke a quick bowl before bed, usually to help one get to bed quickly.
"Oh man, last night i was tossing and turning till like 2 am, then i ripped a quick bedtime bowl and it was lights out".
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Normal Bedtime: A rare and dying occurrence as one is not overtired for the coming school day. As self control is a rare occurrence in a teenager this breed of people capable of getting a good night's sleep is quickly dying.
Normal Bedtime
Person #1: Hey dude! I went to bed at 10 pm yesterday, it felt amazing!
Person #2: Oh sorry I didn't know you have no social life. *walks away awkwardly*