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Owning a dude by biting or cutting his penis while pretending to perform fellatio on him. The Beecher Method is useful for defending onself in an abusive situation. This was made popular by the HBO series OZ when regular but crazy inmate Beecher bit Robson's penis when he was sexually assaulted in his cell.
1.I think Rihanna should've made up with Chris Brown after the fight, then used the Beecher Method.
2. Driver 1:(Honking car horn) Drive slower, Dickhead!
Driver 2: Blow Me!
Driver 1: C'mon over, bitch! I'll give you the Beecher Method!
Illinois city population 450. One-time high times weed capital of the WORLD. Now probably just the white-trash capital of the world. Mascot: Beecher City Eagles. This author is a proud one-time resident and alum.
"Man I was down at the store in Beecher City and this hillbilly tried to race trucks with me, but I just blew weed smoke in his face."
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Where drugs come from
Everyone here is a dirty bum
Fuck yall
Beecher city is the inbred bumfuck capital of America
Pop. 450
Location: One mile east of the junction of Highway 33 and Highway 128. (lower middle part of bumm fucking Illinois)
Demographic: Black .02% , White 53%, White Trash 47%.
Average Yearly Income: $12,573
Nickname: Beecher
Description: One time "High Times Weed Capital of the World", Beecher City is now just a small town 15 miles west of Effingham, with alot (and i do mean alot) of stoners.
Meghann "So, is there anywhere to work at in Beecher City?"
Alex "No."
Meghann "What about the Beecher Meat Factory?"
Alex "What? There's no meat facto..."
"Oh, a masturbation joke, nice"
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to get rowdy, to drink aggressively, and to have an awesome time.
Note: while one usually uses the formal expression "hang out with beecher," one can also use mention "meeting up with beecher," or "saying hi to beecher" in order to use subtlety or to imply varying degrees of rowd.
"You don't have work tomorrow? Dude, we're definitely gonna hang out with beecher tonight!"
"I was just going to stop by to say hi to everyone, but I ended up hanging out with beecher and I didn't get home until 4am."
"you look pretty tired; were you chilling with beecher last night?"
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The kid in all the dumb classes, yeah that’s Jack Beecher.
huge penis, penetrates your mum