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The act of walking into the cool room of a liquor store with a small group of serious drinkers, pounding a slab (24 pack for non-Ausfags) between you and paying the confused clerk in exact change (of the advertised price!) as you walk out. Should only be done in areas where public drinking isn't an offence to keep it legal.
That Coles beer run was epic, and it was only $15!!
Plus I feel much more righteous than if I had done a regular Beer Run
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When going to acquire alcohol, you inexplicably end up on the roof of the high school you previously attended. You will most likely get spotted by a security guard, but he will laugh about it without scolding you the next day. Almost always done with one purchaser of legal age and at least one underage provider of cash.
18 year old-"Hey! What are we doing on the roof of my high school?!"
21 year old-"It's a Crockett Beer Run!"
(phrase) One whom has thoroughly participated in the logistic, purchase, recovery of beer, and cracking of the first beer(s).
:"Are you drinking on a Monday?"
:"Yeah, Carpe Beer Run."
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Done by underage males, a guilt free beer run is an average beer run except that the person committing said beer run slams down exact change or more than the cost of the beer on his way out. This means he will not have to show his ID yet doesn't feel guilty to the clerk for "stealing." This is a prime example of a situation in which everyone wins as the underage male gets his beer and the store clerk is paid the money owed but cannot be reasonably held responsible for allowing a minor to purchase said alcoholic commodity.
18 year old Doug: Here have a beer, we did a beer run earlier.
18 year old James: You're a dick! The poor attendant is going to have to pay for the missing merchandise!
18 year old Doug: Nah don't worry bro, it was a guilt-free beer run; I slammed down correct change on the counter as I ran out!
18 year old James: Oh ok, pass me a cold one then!
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