beheaded kamikaze

the best enemy that has ever been created for a game. it is so annoying that its funny, making it the best. the game serious sam has it. the beheaed kamikaze runs at you in a strait line yelling a death cry attempting to blow up in your face. it is bearchested, with brown geans,headles, with 2 black ball like bombs in its hands. youll hear this enemy in your sleep

death cry = AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA etc.

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Anal beheading

When someone's neck is slit and head is then stuck up someone's rectum and then their neck is twisted while in the rectum causing the head to fall off

Dude 1: did you see that movie with the anal beheading
Dude 2: yeah I like the part when they slit his throat

isis beheading

something a kid in the back of the bus wanted you to look at in middle school at 7 am

“hey wanna see an isis beheading?”
“dude wtf is wrong with you”

beheading the turtle

When you are turtle heading and sneeze which in turn chops the head off

I was turtle heading and sneezed which beheading the turtle

behead the brown tortoise

Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.

"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."

Greyhound Bus Beheader

*Taken From The News Yesterday*

When Someone is Either Annoying or Snoring Too Loud The Man Proceeds To Take Out A Huge Knife And Stab The Person Next To Them
and When Everyone gets Scared And Runs Off The Bus The Guy Starts To Behead The Stabbed Victim and Holds up only The Head

Holy Crap This Actually Happened Yesterday Its True Just Check Google Or Wikipedia I Just Saw The News About The Greyhound Bus Beheader !

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Beheading

Oh shit, hey, that's novel. AND! He made a YouTube video with the decapitated head! Neat! This pleases me. Can I watch the video?

Hym "You know what I'm going to say right? About the beheading? Should have been a kid but... Hey, that's ok. I think the novelty of it makes up for. Should have been a school shooting though. I was just thinking that we haven't had one in a while. #murderkidsuntilitsucksless!"