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Behold the Gates

1. A group of small male children who enjoy the ballsacks of other small male children on their upper lip, right under (but not touching), their noses.

2. A general group of douche bags.

1. You guys just make one big BTG. (Behold the Gates)

by Bazz the Pokemon wRANGLER March 26, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Behold The Gates

Metalcore band from Dallas, GA. Awesome screamer. douche bag guitarist who thinks he is better than any of his friends. Formerly known as Resist Till Bloodshed

Behold The Gates is basementcore.

by shutupordie February 23, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty Beholder

When you're a player in the streets and a Dungeon master in the sheets. Your horny bard of a partner rolls a 1 for initiative. You choose to put a boon on playing their clam fiddle, they must first go on a quest to find your Rusty Beholder, a creature only summoned by speaking in tongues at the entrance to your Dingy Dungeon.

(In non-nerd, Analingus)

Wench, if you want me to play thy clam fiddle, you best get into the valley and find the Rusty Beholder first!

by DirtyDruid December 3, 2022


lo and behold

The expression 'lo and behold' is an idiomatic phrase used to express surprise, amazement, or astonishment at the sudden appearance or discovery of something unexpected. It is often used to introduce a surprising or unexpected turn of events in a story or narrative.

The phrase 'lo and behold' adds a sense of excitement and emphasis to the surprise or unexpected event being described, making it a commonly used expression in storytelling, anecdotes, and everyday conversations.

"He was working on a challenging math problem for hours, and then, lo and behold, he finally cracked the solution."

by Malabarista July 23, 2023


Yea and Behold,

First there was Limecat. Behold, he was mighty. And he did say "Meow" and life was created. Now humans did sin and Clock Spider shalt be borneth. Evil and Limecat did so fight. Limecat did tore off Clock Spiders appendage and flung it into the sun and thus it did became the gods of many religions. And Clock Spider did shalt try to strike Limecat on the lime. But behold, the lime of Limecat did was unbreakable. Yea, Limecat did swat ye Clock Spider and killed it.
Behold, Eternal Ferret did arose from ye Clock Spider's body. Limecat and Eternal Ferret did fight on thou video. Behold, the fight was great and Limecat did win.Then came LUEshi who smited Limecat before his time.
Behold, a carbon rod fell and the universe did collapse upon itself.

And the universe did say KABOOM!

by pseudonym September 2, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Behold The Architect

A band with a shitty black singer, he can't cary a tune for shit. "WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!?!?!"
They are not going anywhere. They suck

edit* they have since changed their name to atlantis must burn HOW GAY IS THAT

Billy "Hey guys you want to go see Behold the Architect tonight?"
Tom "Sure, and after, we can commit suicide"
Tom "Let me guess, their playing at Rocko's?"
Ron "Do they ever play anywhere else"
Billy "no"
Billy "Will they?"
Tom "No"

by Southern NH guy July 3, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eye of the beholder

When someone sees you with the head of your penis sticking out of your boxers.

Guy 1: Dude i got eye of the beholdered by my girlfriend yesterday!
Guy 2: NO WAY! What did she say?
Guy 1: She stared at it, looked me up and down, and started cheering.

by Dirty Harry999999999999999999 June 23, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž