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Belated blasphemy

When you seek good company but it’s not obtainable, people other wise are cool. An not all bad but constantly in the mist and mix of drug use that you can retain from. Though ou wish to accompany someone out side of that but no one wants shit piss to do with you.

My life is a constant cycle of belated blasphemy.

by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019


Belated Birthday

Saying Happy Belated Birthday is a really gay way of saying i forgot your birthday. Either man up and say sorry i forgot your birthday or tell them the truth, that you don't give a shit that it was their birthday.

guy 1) Dude Happy Belated Birthday
guy 2) So you're saying you forgot my birthday
guy 1) well...?
guy 2) You're a Fag

by Manager OD December 10, 2010

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Belated goodnight

A term used when a person forgot to say goodnight to a person the night before. Related to the phrase belated birthday it serves for the same general purpose. It is most commonly used through text.

Stella forgot to say goodnight to Eric so she quickly sent "belated goodnight!(:"

by smellakib April 23, 2011

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Prematurely Belated

The act of being precisely on time without being late or early.

I watched as our waitress prematurely belated everyone's food.

by HulkSpider March 31, 2021


Belated Valentine’s Day

(1) What you tell people when you forget to tell them happy Valentine’s Day

(2) That thing you tell people when you kinda like them but you aren’t really anything. So being their Valentine would be a little much

Belated Valentine’s Day: “Yeah she’s cool, I’m definitely crushin on her. I texted her happy belated Valentine’s Day because I forgot to text her yesterday”

by Sir guuuunels February 16, 2022


belated

To be late on purpose so your mention is noticed more

Happy belated birthday

by mikemx55 March 10, 2018


belated love

This is a love that is all so daunting. It is when two star-crossed lovers fall head over heels but the timing never aligns. One loves far too early and the other far too late.

"Do you see the vision shnookums?" - Puffer

10 years later...
"Have you always had that twinkle in your eye?" - Mammoth

belated love at its finest.

by 6823740329482390 May 2, 2024