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(noun) a person who performs a charitable act for non-assholes, while at the same time being an asshole toward other assholes.
When traffic is merging down to a single lane, and assholes are using a partial lane to cut traffic, a benevolent asshole will block the partial lane, while maintaining his/her rightful place in line, thus preventing other assholes from cutting in line.
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A person who does good regardless of the impact it might have
She gave that junkie money knowing he would buy drugs, what a benevolent fool
Also known as Matchmaking: When a group of friends has an URST ridden pair and the rest of the group sets them up in various ways for them to be alone and hopefully work out their tension by talking , kissing, or something much more fun.
Girl: "Thank you guys for interfering between me and Nathan."
Friend: "We didn't interfere per se, it was...matchmaking."
Boy: "Also known as benevolent interfering. Thank you. Don't do it again."
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Trolling by engaging in a form of philanthropy that is directly counter to the target's beliefs.
Donating money to pay for vaccines in the name of a prominent anti-vaxer and having a letter of gratitude sent to them is a form of benevolent trolling.
A man that performs cunnilangus without any expectations of an act of equal or greater value from the receiving party.
Thomas was such a benevolent creature when he went to third base with Fantina last night
Flipping property in a neighborhood not merely for the purpose of profit, but with a priority of improving the neighborhood.
One who does this would be a "benevolent flipper."
Some slumlord offered John $20k for his house, but he sold it to the city for $17k so it would be a rainwater garden instead of yet another North Minneapolis crack house. It's called "benevolent flipping."
Source: This phrase was used by a guy interviewed on NPR, All Things Considered, in early August, 2008, to describe what he does.
Amelia's Dog. Aka Rat Dog, Rat King, King Rat, Ollie, Benevolent Overlord.
The Benevolent Overlord is king of Rat City.
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