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Verb. (ben.wah.)
1. To Murder one's own family then proceed to commit Suicide for no apparent reason.
2. To effectively carry out Murder/Suicide without forwarning.
(same spelling for past tense but pronounced "ben.wad.")
Fred: Did you hear about Larry?
Bill: Yeah I guess he Benoit yesterday.
Fred: Terrible.
Husband: You better shut the fuck up or I'll pull a benoit up in here.
Wife: Okay dear.
Children: (silence)
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To murder one's family using wrestling moves and pillows. Not a true Benoit unless you then kill yourself with a weight machine.
Can also be used as an insult towards those who you desire to see deceased.
OPTIONAL: If desired, one can also place Bibles near the bodies for dramatic effect.
Man 1: My wife's been hastling me to fix the crack in the ceiling.
Man 2: "Benoit the bitch"
Man 1: That's not a bad idea....
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Person 1: The zoo was so fun yesterday.
Person 2: Benoit yourself
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To murder your family in cold blood and then kill yourself. A murder-suicide.
What did you just say about my mom, bitch? Don't make me go Benoit on your ass.
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Benoit or Mclovin for short is a person that gets pussy every night and every woman wants to sleep with him
Wow, you slept with jeremy’s mom you are such a Benoit
to go completely bonking mad off your tits, and kill a lot of people, while under the influence of steroids, pain killers, and anti depressants.
if that prick doesnt fuck off, im fucking going to benoit him and his entire fucking family.
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A verb meaning to inject your family (or one member of your family/girlfriend) with steroids and then kill them via suffocation, strangling, or potentially bodyslamming. Followed by possibly hanging yourself.
(Shae): "Man, my girl pissed me off!"
(Al): "Soooo, whatcha do?"
(Shae):"I had to Benoit her ass man!"
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When one has Sarnac and it passes to the grundel/taint.
"I had a bad case of Sarnac that exploded into Benoit."
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