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benz

A car that thinks it's the best in the world, when in actuality gets smoked by BMW in all phases of car making; especially engineering and performance. Usually driven by people who think they're big, but really have small penises and are ignorant when it comes to knowledge about cars.

That Benz just got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!.

by Anonymous June 08, 2003


benz

A car that can never Ever compare to a BMW. It wishes it was a BMW. Mercedes & Caddy are all OLD MENS CARS. Mercedes is over-hyped and played out.

If the dude over there knew anything he'd be ridin in a Beamer instead of A Benz.

by rob32 September 12, 2006


benz

a vehicle driven by black people. They go get an old mercedes and think they are something hot. They cant afford a new one.

hes black, he drives a benz

by adamdc September 20, 2007


benz

Creator of stupid comedy segment show

The Bill Benz Show sucks so badly that I burned my copy of it.

by some kid June 21, 2003


benz

1) a make of car by Mercedes
2) an acknowledgment of departure only when preceeded by "I'm audi" (out of here)
3) drugs, particularly cannabis, to the value of £10/ ie a tenners worth or tens' worth. Also lengthened to Benedict.

1) "Oh Lawd, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? My friends all have Porsches, I must make amends..."
2)"Alright, I've done had enough. I'm audi."
"Benz"
3)"That guy just got bumped. He asked me for a benz an' I gave him a divers an' thought he woz getting a good deal still."

by real-i-o August 09, 2003


benz

A car that can kick ANY BMWs ass! The high end models have more horsepower, more tork(how it should be spelled), bigger, and better looking. Also liked better by rappers rockstars and ordinary people.

by Janis Joplin's ghost July 05, 2003


benz

a company which has a misunderstood image as a car that can't perform as well as BMW. However go to Mercedes website, do a competitive comparison of all Benzs and BMWS as possible, and u will find that almost all the benzs beat out BMW in all aspects of performance with automatics. Most luxury cars are driven with autos, therefore Benzs are much faster cars as opposed to BMWs, and are also much better looking. Autos are standard, and you get much more feautres. They kick bmws asses!

by real laxer August 03, 2003