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A Bergen Joke is one that takes copious amounts of effort to plan while producing low to moderate levels of humor. Typically, a Bergen Joke is enjoyed most by the joke-teller and after successfully completing a Bergen Joke, one should be moderately pleased with oneself when the subjects express their confusion regarding the amount of effort exerted. Historically, Bergen Jokes find their roots in dad-jokes, but in an extended manner and with added shenanigans.
I knew it was a Bergen Joke when my girlfriend couldn't believe I spent 5 months teaching the cat to turn off the lights when our house-guests are in the shower.
He's the best at Bergen Jokes, he never knows when its time to give up.
This place is home to Jared Lerner a kid with a gigantic cock and will fuck everyones mom
Everyone in Bergen beach hide your mom Jared is coming
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A side stop when you are passing through and need to take a shit.
More cows then people
Smelly
If you see a group of Mexicans, run.
When passing through byron bergen be sure to expect tractors, mexicans, cows, and occasionally drunk kids walking down the road.
One of the richest counties in the US. The east coast version of Orange County, California. Home to preppy kids and gorgeous women. The only decent place in scummy new jersey. Dirty Jersey!!
Yo i hit up the partys in bergen county like its my job son.
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quite possibly the best place to live in all of New Jersey. with the exception of Woodcliff Lake, any town in of this county kicks ass
Bergen County has mad rich people, but they still throw kick ass parties.
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Dirty Jersey the 2two 0zero 1one BC Bergen County...know one knows what Bergen county is really about, Its about the Cars the Money and the Girls. Home to Ja rule, Jason Kidd, Lil Kim, Fat Joe, Russel Simons, Joe budden, Birth place of SHAQ and many more. In Bergen County we do things big and and our parties are sick and our girls are crazy. Its all about BC Bergen County fuck the OC
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Noun:
Not a, but THE county to live in if you're in New Jersey. A place where I feel as if I'm lowering the property value by simply driving through it. A place where the grass is green year round, all the traffic lights are green when you cruise through, the women are gorgeous, like they all just stepped off the runway and the birds chirp Beetoven symphonies. The houses are huge, the parties are sick and every car that drives by costs at least three times as much as my shit-ass house in South Jersey.
I was born and raised in New Jersey, but I will NEVER be able to afford to live in Bergen County . . . ever.
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