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the reason why mcdonalds gets sued for making people too fat!
dammit! i fuckin hate big macs! im suein mcdonalds! they made me fat!
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The act of a woman pleasuring three men simultaneously, one in each of her orifices. The word MAC being an acronym for mouth, arse and cunt.
I invited two friends round last night to help Big Mac the wife.
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The delicious burger served only at McDonalds.
Its usualy the meal #1 on the menu.
I used to eat like three to four of these a day. My friends didnt want me to have a heat attack like the doctors told me I was going to within a year if i did not stop, so they submited for rehab. I got help for my addiction and now i eat only one a week.
Anybody who is a big mac addict like myself will tell you "its the sauce man, its in the sauce" that stuff is just so damn good!
Black woman at register: Cani helpyoo
Me: yeah I need a number one one large, and three more big macks, just the sandwich on those.
Black woman: (presses buttons seemingly at random for a while).... ThatL be sevun fowrty won
Me: how much?
Black woman: sevun fowty wun!
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CJ: how many big macs did you just eat?
Me: three
Will: you need help man
CJ: its for your own good
Me: there just so good you know
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a form of super laxitive that causes explosive ejection of the colon resulting in death
what happened to jimmy?
he had a big mac and shit his brains out :(
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Someone whos very fat, and very short e.g. looks like a big mac.
Someone who loves McDonalds and Big Macs.
Some combination of or all of the above
Did you see E. Kapusta? He's such a big mac!
A fat woman's vaginal region after you flip it
I flipped a big mac the other day
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Big Mac (gaelic: Mhor Martbhorgaire) was an Irish warrior, born in Munster, who valiantly fought alongside Brian Boru from 997-1014. While ironically small in stature, Big Mac's battlefield exploits were larger than life and ultimately helped propel Brian Boru into the High Kingship of Ireland. In one renowned Viking raid Mac broke his famed sword "Perseus" but Mac, ever resilient, fought on ultimately beating 47 Vikings to death with the use of a stolen Viking Helmet.
Many a Norseman fell to the sword of Big Mac.
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