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big mac

the reason why mcdonalds gets sued for making people too fat!

dammit! i fuckin hate big macs! im suein mcdonalds! they made me fat!

by Crazay PJ February 15, 2007

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big mac

The act of a woman pleasuring three men simultaneously, one in each of her orifices. The word MAC being an acronym for mouth, arse and cunt.

I invited two friends round last night to help Big Mac the wife.

by dirtyangel August 29, 2007

285๐Ÿ‘ 150๐Ÿ‘Ž


big mac

The delicious burger served only at McDonalds.
Its usualy the meal #1 on the menu.
I used to eat like three to four of these a day. My friends didnt want me to have a heat attack like the doctors told me I was going to within a year if i did not stop, so they submited for rehab. I got help for my addiction and now i eat only one a week.
Anybody who is a big mac addict like myself will tell you "its the sauce man, its in the sauce" that stuff is just so damn good!

Black woman at register: Cani helpyoo

Me: yeah I need a number one one large, and three more big macks, just the sandwich on those.

Black woman: (presses buttons seemingly at random for a while).... ThatL be sevun fowrty won

Me: how much?

Black woman: sevun fowty wun!
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CJ: how many big macs did you just eat?
Me: three
Will: you need help man
CJ: its for your own good
Me: there just so good you know

by JayMac September 2, 2005

434๐Ÿ‘ 238๐Ÿ‘Ž


big mac

a form of super laxitive that causes explosive ejection of the colon resulting in death

what happened to jimmy?

he had a big mac and shit his brains out :(

by dildo mcdillington July 20, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Big Mac

Someone whos very fat, and very short e.g. looks like a big mac.
Someone who loves McDonalds and Big Macs.
Some combination of or all of the above

Did you see E. Kapusta? He's such a big mac!

by Da Khaliva March 23, 2013


Big mac

A fat woman's vaginal region after you flip it

I flipped a big mac the other day

by Bigpussmasher87 October 31, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Big Mac

Big Mac (gaelic: Mhor Martbhorgaire) was an Irish warrior, born in Munster, who valiantly fought alongside Brian Boru from 997-1014. While ironically small in stature, Big Mac's battlefield exploits were larger than life and ultimately helped propel Brian Boru into the High Kingship of Ireland. In one renowned Viking raid Mac broke his famed sword "Perseus" but Mac, ever resilient, fought on ultimately beating 47 Vikings to death with the use of a stolen Viking Helmet.

Many a Norseman fell to the sword of Big Mac.

by TTSOZE5 November 23, 2009

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