big green needle

Lethal injection, usually in the context of animal euthanasia.

Comes from the greenish color of many medical syringes and the large volume of barbiturates they use to ensure a quick and certain death.

Sometimes capitalized or put in quotations for emphasis, i.e - "The Big Green Needle"

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"When I adopted Rover out of the animal shelter he was a week away from getting the big green needle, I'm so glad I found him in time!"

"It's sick how they dragged out Terri Schiavo's life that way. If she had been a dog they would have given her the big green needle years ago."

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Big Green Weenie

Being completely screwed over, taking all sorts of crap, and being made to do rediculous shit.

SSgt: Formation 0430 and you're working this weekend.

Sgt: Well Boys. We're taking the Big Green Weenie. No Lube.

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Big Green Monster

An extremely large penis see also Jolly Green Giant

"Hey Kevin Chambers! Show these ladies the Big Green Monster!"

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big green egg

that one guy from sesame street

"omg look at that guy, he probably has a big green egg.

big green dildo

A massive candle filled with gains. It's literally an unstoppable force that smashes resistances and raises the floor.

"Dude, did you see that big green dildo? It totally broke resistance last night, it's exactly the type of pump we needed.

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Big Green Tractor

A way to say he has a huge dick.

huge Big Green Tractor

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Big Green Tractor

n) A huge ol' southern dingaling

1. You can take a ride on my big green tractor y'all.
2. Hey there girlie wanna see what this big green tractor can harvest?

3. MY BIG GREEN TRACTOR IS GON WRECK

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