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a form of super laxitive that causes explosive ejection of the colon resulting in death
what happened to jimmy?
he had a big mac and shit his brains out :(
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the leading cause of obesity in the united states
(tune: camptown race)
you're going home in a body bag
doo da, doo da
you're going home in a body bag
oh de doo da day
one too many big macs
gave you a heart attack
you're going home in a body bag
oh de doo da day
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When a man fornicates with the buttocks of a woman. Different from anal because penetration of the anus is not necessary, it is most similar to titty fucking, only with the buttocks. Works best on women with large posteriors. Named due to the fact that the male is sticking his meat in between her buns.
I'd big mac the shit outta her ass!
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1. Savoury dish consisting of two half cooked cuts of meat, obtained from the neck of a giraffe. Once warm, the meat is placed with extreme care between 3 slices of Tesco value bread and served in an elegant polystyrene container.
2. A big rain coat
1. Hello, I’d like a big mac please. Can I have some source with that please… yes I will pay 5p for it you skank. I’d also like 6 pieces of fluffy white breast meat, a six digit number and date with me tomorrow at nine.
2. It’s got the name of a big rain coat… init!
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the most delicios burger on the planet. anyone will tell you its the sauce!! the sandwich is like $2.38, and, the meal is somewhere between $4.68 and $5.50
Pimply Faced Teen:What will you have?
Me:Uh, two big macs, both with extra sauce, but no cheese, uh, one with large fries and sprite, no ice , but the other just the sandwich.
Pimply Faced Teen: $10.88
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When you lick big mac sauce off a dudes dick
I gave this guy a big mac the other night. It was awesome.
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