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To be a person who shits too long and is always late because of it
Man: Where the fuck is Mike?
Woman: He has been taking a shit for the past 20 minutes.
Man: Jesus, he is such a Birder.
A male that takes down women for fun, who's way with the opposite sex is unrivalled by his peers.
Did you hear Jarv shagged 4 women last week. He's a sickening birder.
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A socially awkward person who tries to impress pretty office girls by giving them useless trinkets. Most often done anonymously. Similar to how some pets might leave dead animals on the house steps.
The office dead-birder was so enamored by the new intern, he left an old dusty can koozie on her chair that he won at the company picnic 5 years ago.
A gamer being so obsessed and expert in Angry Birds game.
You break my high score! You're really a Angry Birder!
The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.
I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.
When you are murdered whilst riding a Bird through the city.
Bro, turns out it wasn’t an accident, Kyle was birdered.