birth

WHEN YOU ARE ON A TABLE AND EVERYONE IS STARING AND POKING AT YOUR VAGINA UNTILL A JUICY BABY COMES OUT

IM GIVING BIRTH TO A JUICY BABY

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Birthed

something your mom did to you

Jhon: what did my mom ever do
Dave: she birthed you into existence

Jhon: oh, so she must be disappointed

Dave: yeah.

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birth

birth is a stupid thing births are mistakes

lmao im honry lol
birth

birth

leavin' the beaver

that bitch be birthin again!

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Birth

A person who takes so long to do something, that they physically give birth.

Hey maaaaan Dave is giving ultimate birth getting here!

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birth

The consequences a girl must face letting a guy not use a condom.

Lily didn't make chad wear a condom and now she has to give birth...

Birth

The day you were born.

My mom is going to birth my sibling

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