a bitch in heat

A woman who is experiencing menopause, causing her to be very moody.

Man: Hello.
Woman: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Man: Damn, you're a bitch in heat.

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Scared Bitch on Heat

1) Used to describe oneself experiencing something positive.

2) In reference to a female with class and morals towards relationships and sexual activity, although after the subject becomes intoxicated or is seduced with clever wordplay can be manipulated/degraded/exploited or sodomised.

1) "When I fist heard about the paris sextape I downloaded it like a scared bitch on heat!"

2) John: "Hey have you met Kristy? Shes fine as fuck!! I'd love to tap that shit but she's probibly a snob"

Henry: "Fuck that shit! Obviously she's a fuckaholic cum gargling slag, I'll give her the anal ambush and rapist choke, she ain't nothing but a scared bitch on heat!"

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like a bitch in heat

From Chapter 8 of Supermega saves the the troops.

I was flying in a helicopter like a bitch in heat

Colder than a bitch in heat

When it's so cold that it is literally colder than a bitch in heat

"Dude my piss stream just froze completely solid mid piss! It's colder than a bitch in heat!" and your friend says, "No shit it's colder than a bitch in heat This shit is hella Montanan yo!"