An internet slang used to describe a young woman that likes to dress and act in a certain fashion in order to portray herself as pure and innocent (ie: like green tea). However, in reality she is a gold-digging slut that won't think twice before she sells her own body or steps on someone's throat to get to a higher place (aka a bitch). First popularized by Chinese netizens when a whole bunch of female models and actresses were revealed to be paid escorts/prostitutes for the rich and powerful during a fashion expo in 2013.
You know that Anne that always acted like she was a lonely 12 year old? She slept with her professor to get an A+. What a green tea bitch!
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A trope female character type popularized in Chinese internet novels, a Green Tea Bitch is a female character who appears calm, kind, innocent, or charming on the surface, but is actually intelligent, cunning, and calculating underneath, usually for the purposes of manipulating others into giving them gain.
Some common traits include:
Revenge as a primary motive for the manipulative behavior
Often uses their skill to win over difficult or villainous characters
Presenting themselves as wronged in order to garner sympathy, or purposefully allowing their enemies to harm them, in order to make the enemy lose ground
An ability to flip arguments and intelligently talk their way out of accusations or repercussions
Usually the main character
Often has special or secret knowledge (such as in an isekai or rebirth novel), or else has a very high EQ allowing her to read people.
Common for 'villainess-turned-good' characters
If she has/had a job, it is most commonly as an actress
Usually written to be likable to readers
Related to the White Lotus Flower/White Lotus Bitch, which is a similar female character type, in that an innocent face is presented to the world while hiding bad intentions. The distinguishing trait between the two tends to be the level of intelligent calculation, with Green Tea Bitches seen as the more smart and scheming of the two.
Feilu knew the answer to the puzzle, but pretended not to know, asking guiding questions until Nianxi thought she solved it herself. Delighted with her smart and helpful little sister, Nianxi decided to ask the Emperor to allow Feilu to attend the royal academy. "That's our green tea bitch!"-a reader in the comments.
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1) A bitch who pretends to be your friend but talks shit behind your back.
2) A bitch who is your βfriendβ but she talks to your crush and flirts with him, even if she knows that heβs your crush.
The secret way to call her is GTB.
-She is flirting with my crush
-But does she know that heβs your crush tho?
-yeah, sheβs a green tea bitch
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Someone who is shit at golf, has a big 'power draw' ;) and drive a scooby doo
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Someone that takes some shit, puts it into a tea bag and fucks it. Kinda like a guy who works in an office and always walks by the break-room to make tea right after coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly his mug is filled with a brown substance and he then walks away with a smile on his face.
That shitfucking tea bitch sure knows how to piss me off
Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar
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TEA BITCH,
Simon Read
3RD CLASS DUE TO LACK OF TEA IN BED!
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Why be an ABG when you can be a #BTB! Coined by the Asian American Parody Pop Idol, Arigato Grande, Boba Tea Bitch means a hot, badass woman who does not take shit from ANYONE. They crush stereotypes and destroy ridiculous expectations placed on Asian women. They are not submissive or quiet, they will make a scene if it's for the right cause, and they will step on anyone who gets in their way.
Oh dude, she's such an ABG.
Bruh don't get it twisted, ABG's are so last year, it's Boba Tea Bitch now
Oh shit u right dude #BTB for LYFEEE
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