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Crotchety old person who is no longer cognitively "all there"
Tom: "Man, my neighbor's really gone off the deep end ever since he turned 80"
Brad: "Yeah, he's turned into a real bitner"
The last name you will aquire when the man of your dreams says yes to your marriage proposal.
I can't wait to be Mrs. Bitner!
Bitner is a strong man that is charming in all aspects. Although he may seem small, he is stronger than he looks, and can outclass almost anyone. He has flowing light brown hair, and beautiful eyes that mesmerize anyone at first glance. So beware if you are challenging a Bitner, he will blow your socks off, he has an angelic glow and he turns the heads of any girls in his presence. He is also the world's best salesmen, he could convince someone to buy a penny for $20...he is that good. He is funny and outgoing, very energetic at times, but he knows when to be mature and tone it down. He is respectful to all people and will alwags think of others. Bitner has crazy confidence, and can basically say or do anything with confidence, without the fear of rejection or embarrassment. He knows how to get back up when he is knocked down. He knows how to make money, and make a happy wife. If you know a Bitner, if he isn't already taken, slide in and steal him, because he is the best you can find.
Oh man, you're married to Bitner??? I definitely have no chance with you.