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steak and bj day

Steak and BJ day is the male version of valentines day and takes place one month later on March 14th.

Instead of getting flowers and chocolates, you get a steak dinner and a Blowjob! Simples!

Girlfriend: "I'm going out on March 14th, is that ok?"

Boyfriend: "No way, it's steak and BJ day, I wasn't allowed to go out on valentines day! Go to the butchers!"

by G12RY March 14, 2014

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National bj day

May 9 is bj day a great excuse to receive head on national bj day. preferably as soon as the day begins

Hey gimme a blowup it’s may ninth (national bj day)

by Ilovemayninth May 9, 2022


stake and bj day

March 14

“It’s the 13th right?” “Ya why?”

“It’s stake and bj day tomorrow “!

by Rank smother March 14, 2021


reese and simran bj day

reese and simran's bj day aka 20th April; a time of intense passion, love, romance, and raw ROUGH sex

Today is reese and simran bj day. Let us celebrate by exchanging nudes, Simran.

by ubetternotran April 24, 2018


Mie Goreng and BJ Day

Seen as Valentine’s Day is all about treating the wife, Mie Goreng and BJ day is for the husband on the 15th of March, for those who don’t like steaks.

Husband: what day is it today?

Wife: Mie Goreng and BJ day! “I’ll cook you a nice Mie Goreng then I will drain them balls with my mouth”

by Daysonthecalendar March 15, 2023


B-Day BJ

A complementary Blow Job received to celebrate a man's day of birth.

"It's January 25th, bitch. You know what that means: a B-day BJ for me...fo' free"

by chesterchaps September 16, 2009

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v-day bj

it's really the best thing to give a man on valentine's day. total cost = $0

Bob gave me a diamond ring yesterday, and i reciprocated with a v-day bj.

by killpablo February 14, 2011

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