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Black betty is a footlong mammoth dildo capable of extreme damage to clitoral regions. Always make sure that when inserting the 5 inch diameter dildo into your vagina or rectum to be well lubricated as well as a dirty ass whore.
"I can feel black betty hitting my throat, Oh, im sorry, il put it all in this time."
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Any caricature of a woman by the name of Betty who is inherently evil or gives you the evil eye (aka the stinky eye) or looks at you with daggers in her eyes. I knew such a woman. She went about like a roaring lion (or like the devil himself) to see whom she could devour. No one was safe when she was on the prowl & anyone could be trampled underfoot by her or run roughshod all over at a moment's notice.
Before I even knew who she was, I could sense someone staring at me & when I looked to see who it was, there this vile woman stood, from the far side of the room, looking at me as though she could finish me in just one look & as if looks could kill. I inquired as to her name & was told it was Betty & immediately the song Black Betty by Ram Jam came to mind.
Had Black Betty ever had a child, Black Betty's child probably ran wild just to get the HELL away from Black Betty, running in fearful asymmetry as far and fast as his or her little legs could carry him or her!
Black Betty is the kind of woman, of whom you can't help but wonder how she even got a husband, much less kept him. The kind of man who is completely emasculated, spineless & without backbone who keeps shrugging apologetically for his wife's deplorable behavior.
The kind of blackness that is under the guise & garb of being religious or more like Pentecostal/Charismatic pseudo-religious to boot while trying to shove one's own ugly version of religion down everyone's throat & out the back of their neck. But not without also assaulting people's character, making sweeping value judgments about others, always having a hidden agenda & scaring small children first.
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An ancient Chinese ritual of song and dance before the sacrifice on a young marsupial. This usually happens every 1000 years on the Western outskirts of China. People of all ages and races attend the ceremony...not many marsupials attend though because of the fact they do not want to be sacrificed.
Yesterday my grandfather, Xing Xing Dong Xing, and I attended the Black Betty ceremony. I was so disgusted after they used a tweezer and a hair brush to pick all the hair off the marsupial we had to leave.
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A wonderful, magical blend of Jack Daniels and Coca-Cola combined (and concealed) within a container that is specifically designated to hold soda, so as to prevent anyone other than the imbiber from knowing what exactly is being consumed.
Often used at an individual's place of employment when he/she needs that unique and special pick-me-up.
Damn, bro...this will be my eighth day in a row working without a day off at this God-forsaken place -- I don't know if I'm gonna make it. I could use some Black Betty's smile.
No worries, bro! I'll brew you up a smile when I run to the gas station right now!
...marry me?
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When someone drinks an intense amount of alcohol, they can black out and seemingly turn into a different person. That person is Betty.
Dude, I didn't make out with 5 guys last night.. that was Black Out Betty.
Are you hanging out with Betty tonight?
No, I'm not drinking liquor.
Betty likes to smoke weed and cheat on her boyfriend.
I am a calm person, but Betty likes to fight people.
Hey, what were you talking about when I saw you last night? I think you were speaking a different language.
Oh.. that wasn't me you spoke to.. that was Betty.
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