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"Black Eye Friday" is a colloquial term used to describe the last Friday before Christmas, due to the severe excess of violence that occurs on that night. This is a direct result of: People drinking more, the army leave, the break up of Universities and Colleges and the miriad of work nights out.
Person one: It's Black Eye Friday tonight!
Person two: Yeah, A&E put extra staff on
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Having to pee so much ur penis tip starts to bruise
My penis hurts, I've been pissing so much I have a black eye pee
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When one eye closes more than the other.
In referancde to Big Black of Rob and Big whos left eye closes more than the right.
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When hes smiles he totally has a big black eye.
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a special Trait, well more likely the eyes of someone whos filled to the brim with hatred
His hate Filled Black eyes cut through my lies
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A sharp public humiliation or visible emotional trauma.
An example of emotional black eye -- getting dumped on Twitter.
Oral sex with a running start, one person sits mouth agape, while the recipient of the oral sex charges from one end of the room and inserts as much of their genitalia as they can fit in the other's mouth, often causing a black eye and/or nausea
"Yo, sally was such a freak! She got me to give her the nigerian black eye
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A black eye affair is what occurs when at least two persons drink far enough past reasonable to mutually decide it would be bitchin' cool to give each other black eyes. This is normally done by striking each other in the face. Repeatedly. After all the shiner is never instant so you must not have done it right. Sometimes a third party is needed to hit you when one of you is so drunk that the punches seem to be leaving contusions on my forehead instead of my eye. Ummm. I mean the foreheads of those involved. The bartender will normally laugh and take pictures on his cell phone to show his daughter the effects of too much whiskey... but a lot of other people decide its a good time to go home. Be prepared for a lot of very original Fight Club jokes and inquiries as to just what the fuck is wrong with you the next day at work. A frozen can of beer is very helpful the next day as well. Fuck you Jameson.
What kind of assholes drink a full bottle of Jameson on empty stomachs and decide its a good idea to have a black eye affair? Us.
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