When you steal all her shit, when you're done having sex with her.
Last night, Sarah was a victim of a sneaky black guy. She woke up to find him and most of her stuff gone.
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First person to die in every movie, usually in the first 5 minutes
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Everyone's Favorite Black Guy
Guy A: Hey who's your favorite person
Guy B: Obviously our Favorite Black Guy Malachi
Guy A: Yeah that's what's up!
the average joe, only a black guy
Black guy joe got kicked out of a room full of thugs because he was wearing a speedo
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The best time of the year to be a porch pirate. And most porch pirates are black, so during Christmas is when all the black guys steal your presents
Dale: "Some niger stole all my packages"
Rick: "What can I say, it is black guy's Christmas" :(
Peter Griffin.
On that one episode where Peter Griffin learns that he has african ancestors, he is referred to on the news as "Local Black Guy".
"If I had black heritage I'd ask to be referred to this subtitle on the news as well. lol but then again I'm a weird person myself."
-me
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A guy who you look at and think "man that guys fucking big".
Although whilst using the term one must be looking at a black guy.
If using the term whilst looking at any other colored person or the user is by themselves their head will implode.
FYI: Common suicide method
That guy is a big black guy
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