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A ridiculously hairy asshole, so dark it gives the appearance of a black hole.
Alex just showed me his black hole.
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The vagina of a emo. It gives no pleasure and is a void of nothingness.
Guy 1-"Damn, that girl was hot!"
Guy 2-"Yeah but dont walk to close, shes got a black hole."
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A point in space with infinite mass and infinite density. Not even light can escape it's gravitational pull.
Scientists study black holes in order to determine how intense gravity dilates time relative between those near it and those observing it.
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A region or area on Planet Earth where you absolutely cannot get a cell phone signal but everywhere else within the general area you can.
(while driving) "Wait a second I'm going through a black hole. I might have to call you back."
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Apparently in the black community, this is a racist term because it has the word "black" in it without any words of praise surrounding it. Because of its political incorrectness, please note that it has now been renamed an African American Quantum Singularity.
John Wiley Price, the Mayor of Dallas and a black judge recently were offended and demanded an apology (no, I'm not making this up) for a white councilman referring to the traffic office as a "black hole" where paperwork is sent and never seen again. "How would you like it if I called it a 'white hole'?" Mr. Wiley-Price immediately retorted. Next on the list: Blackjack, Blackberry and Blackbird.
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Any place where things go and aren't likely to ever be seen again, such as The Bermuda Triangle, London (for Aussie singer/actresses), or my sister's bedroom when we lived at home.
Mum: "I'm going to vacuum Ali's room, then make dinner."
Bec: "No Mum, don't go in the black hole! We'll never see you again, and Dad's too tired to make dinner!"
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Black holes are rarely seen creatures that operate in the shadows. If anything is left lying around or falls off a table, a black hole might (for they are decreasing in number) run past and swallow it up. The reasons for them doing so are unknown but what is odd is that some of them redeposit what they've swallowed at a different location. Not to be confused with thieving gypsy bastards.
"Has anyone seen my pen?" - typical response after a black hole feeding session.
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