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blackholing

A game commonly played in college and the military where participants try to get their opponent to look directly at their asshole.

Typically, a participant will try to surprise their opponent by hiding somewhere bent over with their ass cheeks spread. When the person walks into the unsuspecting place he/she is overwhelmed by the sight of the orifice.

Our blackholing game is on this month! I'm up 4-2. I blackholed Jim real good when he walked into his dorm last night. I was standing on his desk bent over and he nearly collapsed when he turned the light on.

by iwasjoe December 31, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blackhole

Blackhole is simply a black person's anus. Instead of sucking everything in it, it burst out vile and feces. Usually the blackhole is brown on the outer side and dark purple closer to the hole.

John(white): Nigguh, your blackhole stink like your mama's pussy!
Joly(black): shuh yo bitch ass whitelo. (taking off his boxer with shit dipping on it.)

by Yaway June 2, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blackhole

An IT department that gets endless tickets for the same problem and replies with the same thing every time and sends it off to another IT department that supposed to fix the problem but never does.

"For ticket 2373722000028983872 "Smoke emitting from computer" email the ticket to IT department C3; copy and past e "Smoke emitting from computer" from ticket 2373722000028983872 to ticket 0000328834 and send it to IT@blackhole.com"

"Yeah I know we have been doing that for years, smoke still emits from that same computer!"

by blackhole@nobodycares.com February 11, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blackhole

A nickname for someone who is so deep within another man's ass-hole even light cannot escape.

You can call me the blackhole because I will be so deep even light cannot escape (from your asshole).

by PussyDestroyer9000 March 26, 2014

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blackhole

A sharp jab to the female reproductive organ, producing a black bruise.

"Damn steve I gave that chick a blackhole and she couldn't walk strait"

by not@fcukinNam3L3f7 July 13, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


blackhole

Something absolutely immense that has a lot of weight/mass. See also Carol Messer.

Carol Messer is like a black hole.

by Adelina March 28, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


blackhole

its the exit for your food; also known as the asshole; so tight it may do you like a real space blackhole, you may never get your tool back

She was on the rag so I pounded her in the blackhole. Great time for a donkey punch.

by Scott Brothers December 12, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž