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a bdsm term for when you want a candle filled with melted candle wax shoved into your ear.
oh harder harder harder fucktard oh god just give me a blanton already quit with the foreplay already and give me that fucking blanton already!!!
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Mikayla is an awesome person. She loves to get drunk and flirt with men on tinder. She also has an arsenal of sex toys in which she uses 8 days out of the week.
Mikayla Blanton is awesome.
A type of straight Kentucky bourbon distilled by the Buffalo Trace Distillery which is highly sought after. That’s good as fucc.
A type of bourbon that comes in a fat grenade looking bottle. Once you finish that shit you can toss that bottle at an object and it will explode like a grenade.
A type of rare bourbon that makes rich snobs and connoisseur act like assholes in line at the store when you are trying to buy it .
Man bro all dems Blanton’s are sold out everywhere .
Hey bro let me gets a shot of dat Blantons
Patrick is a little asshole and has even had a micro-Penis when he tries to have sex with girls when he starts showing. his penis run SO FAR AWAY, he even has to use a special condom called Mirco-condoms.
Patrick blanton. Get your micropenis off me and fuck off asshole