1)...to get completely wasted off a combination of drugs, such as acid, weed, and\or alcohol
2)...to be hit in the face by an object that causes spectators to laugh, and the person being blapped to feel very embarassed and stupid
1) Chang was so blapped last night, he killed someone. He's really going to regret dropping all that acid, then chugigng that whole bottle of vodka, what an idiot.
2) Hermes was so embarassed when Overton blapped him in the face with that squid, he started crying. What a fag.
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The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property
Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meatsword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarssing for the blapper and blappie.
Tim got blapped by charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.
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Man, after eating from that foodtruck I got mad bubbleguts and almost blapped my pants.
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A very small dollop of turd, NOT a full shit.
" I wish I could have emptied out before going on the boat but could only squeeze out a blap".
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