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A large fart that has a slightly melodic sound, like a stone being dropped in a lake on a cool, summer's morning, somewhere in the Northeast woods of Maine.
Dude, did you drop a deuce in the ocean?
Naw, man, just a blart. A nice, healthy blart.
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you better wear a manpon cause you might blart when you bend down.
Accidental bloody discharge when trying to fart.
I had to change my underware after I blarted.
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a blow up shart ; a blow up shit fart
“what the fuck man, why did you blart all over the walls?!”
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a large, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart
(a combination of "big loud fart". Also derived from the slang term, "shart")
"OMG, how embarrassing! As I sat down, I blarted hella loud during class =( "
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When a female is on her period, and she farts. A gush of blood comes out of the vagina, causing a tsunami.
My fart was so intense i blarted.
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1. an anticipated flatus (fart) expelled through the anus, but resulting in a large expulsion of feces.
2. a big, lurid, shart.
I really gotta go badly!!! (blart)
Oops! Too late.. I blarted. =/
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