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BLIG

Black with the wig (weave)

That blig look nice! Wonder if she gets hot unda all that hay?

by Wyeth October 3, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blig

A fusion of the words big and blunt, used almost exclusively when referring to marijuana. Mostly used as a noun but easily can be used as an adjective. Penned from a group of plebs in Central Mississippi in 2001.

Fuck that cigarillo, pick up a Philly. Make it blig.

You ready to twist this blig? I gotta work in an hour.

by Dopenose January 4, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tris-Blig

A Tris-Blig is technically fecial matter covered in the inner anus' blood. Known in slang as a "cherry raisin", a Tris can be devistating to any sufferer of Bligovtrophy.

First noted by Sir Christopher Jenkins J. Bligh esq. in the English city of Morecombe, as peasents scuttled down the side-streets and alley-ways holding handfuls of bloody human excrement after a chimp had infected the local water source with is gangernous elbow. Sir C. Bligh was rumoured to .... and I quote "Oh Winston, looks like they are dabbling in the devil's period. Oh the horrors, but its gruesomely funny"

Videos of such a disease exist, naming for example 1 man 1 jar.

A Tris-Blig is not to be mistaken with a Bris-Tlig!

Benedict - Oh poppycock Alfred, I seem to have acquired a small case of Tris-Blig!

Alfred - Sir, I......, what on Earth have you been doing?.... There is blood everywhere!!! Its down the back of your long-johns!!! And the smell is unphathomable!!! Joseph, Mary and Jesus in a shoe box, how did this happen?? Its even on the hall curtains!!!

Benedict - I do not feel, how you say, over the moon?

Alfred - ......

by Caffo January 27, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blig

Big and Blue

After making out for a few hours, Jessica left in a rush, leaving Marco with incredibly blig balls

by PrincessSofia March 19, 2013

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blig Bash

A Blig Bash is when someone unexpectedly hits you in the balls (testicles).

Vatchay: Hi Shant, what have you been up to?

Shant: Hi Vatchay, I was playing Basketball with Edgar and he started to give me the shits, so I gave him a Blig Bash!

Vatchay: hehehehe

by The Great Armenian June 22, 2010

27๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


blig juice

Usually, the liquid excreted from the penile area.

Serouj spills blig juice on bitches face.

by jack mehauf pleaseee June 9, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blig

Ducc or peon. Somebody that is goofy asl

Lmaoooo niggas a fuccing blig.

All I attract is bligs.

by MiMi Island April 13, 2021