BLIG

Black with the wig (weave)

That blig look nice! Wonder if she gets hot unda all that hay?

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Blig

A fusion of the words big and blunt, used almost exclusively when referring to marijuana. Mostly used as a noun but easily can be used as an adjective. Penned from a group of plebs in Central Mississippi in 2001.

Fuck that cigarillo, pick up a Philly. Make it blig.

You ready to twist this blig? I gotta work in an hour.

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Tris-Blig

A Tris-Blig is technically fecial matter covered in the inner anus' blood. Known in slang as a "cherry raisin", a Tris can be devistating to any sufferer of Bligovtrophy.

First noted by Sir Christopher Jenkins J. Bligh esq. in the English city of Morecombe, as peasents scuttled down the side-streets and alley-ways holding handfuls of bloody human excrement after a chimp had infected the local water source with is gangernous elbow. Sir C. Bligh was rumoured to .... and I quote "Oh Winston, looks like they are dabbling in the devil's period. Oh the horrors, but its gruesomely funny"

Videos of such a disease exist, naming for example 1 man 1 jar.

A Tris-Blig is not to be mistaken with a Bris-Tlig!

Benedict - Oh poppycock Alfred, I seem to have acquired a small case of Tris-Blig!

Alfred - Sir, I......, what on Earth have you been doing?.... There is blood everywhere!!! Its down the back of your long-johns!!! And the smell is unphathomable!!! Joseph, Mary and Jesus in a shoe box, how did this happen?? Its even on the hall curtains!!!

Benedict - I do not feel, how you say, over the moon?

Alfred - ......

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Blig

Big and Blue

After making out for a few hours, Jessica left in a rush, leaving Marco with incredibly blig balls

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Blig Bash

A Blig Bash is when someone unexpectedly hits you in the balls (testicles).

Vatchay: Hi Shant, what have you been up to?

Shant: Hi Vatchay, I was playing Basketball with Edgar and he started to give me the shits, so I gave him a Blig Bash!

Vatchay: hehehehe

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blig juice

Usually, the liquid excreted from the penile area.

Serouj spills blig juice on bitches face.

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Bligging

A two person activity where you insert a funnel into the other’s anus, then insert a cathode into your urethra and attach the anode to a car battery, causing intense pelvic floor stimulations that make you shit and cum violently which funnel into the partner’s rectum.

John and Stacy were nearly hospitalized after their bligging sesh last night! It sounds pretty fun to blig though.