blind date

somthing i wouldnt suggest you go on.- most turn out to be incredibly ugly , boring or plain losers.. But there are a few that turn out to be gems once in awhile or at least dateable. Id say about 3 out of 50 are the odds of you finding someone whos compatible with you on a blind date. Its best if your friends set you up with this person rather than just calling up some line or other service and going on a blind date. The friends at least know what you like and most likely who you would like, as far as type. Sometimes youll get a whacko sometimes youll get a good match, But the odds of the good match are very low. Maybe 1 in 50-100 and 2 that are dateable not to bad. The rest are whack jobs. So try to meet peeps in public or work , somewhere you dont need to go on a blind date.

Once went on a blind date ,was a disaster, a mistake, dont go anywhere with peeps you dont know , it dosent matter if your friend set you up with them. If you do go watch out. Guess you have to take your risks. - then again you can find a rare gem or someone dateable this way and they might be safe or cool.

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blind date

Where you get really drunk or blind, meet someone and agree to go on a date but when you are sober you can't really remember what they look like, who they are or any details about the meeting except that you met them. Sometimes even friends have to tell you these details.

They call and you agree to go on a date anyway and awkwardly look around looking for someone slightly recognisable and spend the time trying to obtain any small details to piece together the night you met.

That guy from the party called, I think he was alright. We are going on a blind date

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blind date

This is any date at any time with any person. It could be a random person, or someone you have been dating for years. Do you ever really know the other person? I think not. Love is blind.

Dick to Susie (on a blind date after they've been dating for three months): Wanna have a three some?

Susie to Dick: Jesus you're such a dick.

Susie (to herself): When did Dick become such a perv? This was a bad idea.

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Blind Date

This is based on the use of the "stranger" where the male lays on his own arm to put it to sleep. Then uses his own arm to masturbate himself but here's the twist...

Lay on HER arm to put it to sleep and use one of your hands to help her stranger arm and masterbate yourself. For an extra twist - name the arm. Do this to your satisfaction.

Hey Marie - how about we try a blind date?

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Fixed Blind Date

When you go on a blind date only to find that your date is actually blind.

Met my date at the restaurant. Damn, another blind bitch. FML the fixed blind date has got me again!

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Double Blind Date

A dating scenerio in which not only do the participants not know each other, but they are also actually blind.

I wonder how Jackie and Tim will even find each other on their double blind date tonight.

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Blind date rebound

When you go on a blind date for a happy hour and drink a few beers. The blind date ejects and leaves you at the bar. You drink until a random takes you home.

Cortes that lucky bastard thought he was done but caught a blind date rebound!