blobber muffin

a cross-breed between a blobber and a muffin the blobber muffin can be found in the out back of Corby town centre usually scrounging through bins. they are often quite blobby and stupid just blobbing around blob blob

o my god!!!!!!! there are two blobber muffins in that bush dun dun dehhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

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blobber

In contrast to a shooter, a blobber is a male who, at the moment of ejaculation, bestows his baby gravy with such sluggishness that it drips with thick fat globs from his shaft, as opposed to healthy vivacious ropes

aww jeez, i thought it was going to be so hot when steve came on my tits, buts he's actually a blobber, so it just sort of plopped on the floor and we had to swiffer it up