Blocked

Something that happens to you if you're an asshole in a group chat. Also, this is what the public schools do to any page that is not educational.

Kid #1: Oh, did you see what the schools did to Urban Dictionary?

Kid #2: Yeah, they blocked it. So sad...

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blocking

The simple yet incredibly satisfactory act of walking round the block. It is the perfect thing to do when bored, and stimulates conversation, friendship and oddly also spontaneous dragon-baby abduction.
The fundamental rule of blocking is: do not retrace your steps!
Blocking also highly condemns the wearing of yellow socks.

Blocker 1: dude im bored.
Blocker 2: wanna go for a block?
Blocker 1: hell no your wearing yellow socks
R.i.P blocker 2
thats blocking

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blocking

The act of walking "around the block" without retracing your footsteps and always finishing where you started. You may only block where there is a path or a street so most people practice it in urban areas. Also, no blocker may ever wear yellow socks!

Let's go blocking.

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blocked

to be in a drunken state

guy1: here you were blocked last nigh

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blocks

1. When drugs are pressed into a block shape also called bricks.

2. Street block.

1. "Man I got me some blocks of Weed!"

2. "Dude lets go to Chris's block."

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block

1. In USA, "block" mean city block, 'hood, smallest area surrounded by streets.

2. In Central/Eastern Europe, Poland, post-DRG Germany & France, "block" is fuckin' HUGE apartment bulding made of concrete panels, where people live like rats in cages. Worst muthafuckin ghetto you can imagine.

1. Wudup man, what's the news on the block bro?

2. Oh shit, the elevator in our block is fucked up. We must go downstairs through 20 floors.

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the block

a block in the city where one can go to buy narcotics.

"yo lets go get some weed"
"from who"
"lets go down to the block"

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